My Favorite Old Sayings


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Name Sayings Location

Name Saying Location Date
JimmiXzSq QAHtIyizDJgYfl NY 5/20/2017
JimmiXzSq ynVewHRliqwDU NY 5/19/2017
JimmiXzSq CXXispMHrk NY 5/18/2017
Bill Cease and desist or you'll cease to exist Philadelphia 4/22/2017
1 -1' 1 1/26/2017
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dvnrdlzt enEOwNkq New York 1/16/2017
mgzpcfuxxmf HcTdrHAU VENFthfQTrs 1/9/2017
Barnypok NoTstHVuJMasookrFh NY 1/5/2017
Barnypok VtLqJCTUvRjDD NY 12/29/2016
Barnypok pVqGWCVdAAucLkFJOB NY 12/27/2016
JimmiXS XlyQauKa NY 8/13/2016
JimmiXS atcoOESrtqfGfdjsVG NY 8/13/2016
JimmiXS oxSdKJBhyeRiACoFHvy NY 8/12/2016
JimmiXS LfvKTmkBFIUKGAQzi NY 8/11/2016
JimmiXS WwSUAIPiWHg NY 8/10/2016
JimmiXS oGkItdPGAwevVFZ NY 8/9/2016
JimmiXS SVAsCCxWKNQ NY 8/9/2016
JimmiXS cHczfocSr NY 8/8/2016
JimmiXS OuqvwUSNigHSVSkpajc NY 8/7/2016
JimmiXS unbmXKYdPZgZKPC NY 8/6/2016
Mike You're as old as black pepper CA 7/11/2016
Rita Don't let the door hit ya where the dog shoulda bit ya. SC 5/22/2016
Rita That'll learn ya, durn ya. SC 5/22/2016
Rita Want in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first. SC 5/22/2016
Rita you ain't said nothing slick to a can of oil SC 5/22/2016
Rita you ain't said nothing but a word SC 5/22/2016
Rita hotter than a whore house on nickel night SC 5/22/2016
Rita ain't worth a cuss SC 5/22/2016
Mark zQfSWRtQjfUYrtLzefv NY 5/11/2016
gvgkmbj JzpNThsMDDoJv NY 4/9/2016
Don shoot two rocks in a barrel SC 3/31/2016
Mark NPVXzVrpXulcTRz NY 2/11/2016
Mark lodXTSzM NY 2/11/2016
gordon ClJDGPViRwu NY 2/7/2016
Mark DolAQcCSkol NY 2/7/2016
Mark TONAmfJUBIYzUi NY 2/2/2016
Mark RkgqISEPeV NY 2/2/2016
Mark sRHJLwCUZfjip NY 2/2/2016
Mark OzXfSQNdK NY 2/1/2016
Mark kTjptzNpjSpRLKkSF NY 2/1/2016
Mark LSAdihge NY 2/1/2016
Mark bdnZbNkEOCu NY 2/1/2016
Mark PNhzOoVfHc NY 2/1/2016
Mark BcTYayCB NY 1/31/2016
Mark zOVnjoQf NY 1/31/2016
Mark ojEmGssxAh NY 1/31/2016
Mark RXDpTYTbmxfwAKEAj NY 1/31/2016
Mark wKZnXvHgD NY 1/31/2016
Mark iuzpCGFrkYJ NY 1/30/2016
Mark kiuOwNeJwDFpggBsD NY 1/30/2016
Mark gKGvzGAHeIomUD NY 1/30/2016
Mark CUNDjNXFXTUZbEtl NY 1/30/2016
Mark vhPyrUAWUITf NY 1/30/2016
Mark sBjRYtJYYIU NY 1/29/2016
Pat If ifs and ands were pots and pans there would be no need for tinkers New Hampshire, 1/1/2016
The Bard Answer to Ruth Best: Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see The South 12/8/2015
jordan i'm madder than a midget trying to yoyo bama 10/12/2015
Raymond A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. D.C. 10/7/2015
andy freed its better to be judge by 12 than be carry by 6 whitethorn 5/4/2015
Dan Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining Boston 1/30/2015
Dan i'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest Boston 1/30/2015
Vicki in a coon's age Mississippi 10/8/2014
Vicki 'bout as handy as a pocket in a shirt Mississippi 10/8/2014
Vicki cold as flugence Mississippi/Louisiana 10/8/2014
Sarah Finer than a hair on a frog's ass split three ways. Florida 4/24/2013
Jade Hue Is a pigs p***y pork austin, texas 1/27/2010
Huke Time is but an evolution of the present. The past is a memory and the future is a prediction. Utah 1/15/2010
Chris J Colder than a well diggers but in Idaho maryland 11/14/2009
Chris J Sweatin' like a whore in church maryland 11/14/2009
matt f does a bear shit n the woods tennessee 10/9/2009
matt f here i sit all broken hearted tried to shit and only farted tennessee 10/9/2009
matt f IF,if a frog had wings he would'nt bump his ass tennessee 10/9/2009
matt f can't walk and chew gum at the same time tennessee 10/9/2009
Charlie Is your fader a glass maker mon Trinidad 12/18/2008
Brent Angelo Claude 8/18/2008
Writer John Gregory Dunne She's got a cunt like cashmere. (From TRUE CONFESSIONS) HARTFORD, CN 6/14/2008
Author Joseph Wambaugh Those whores can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Los Angeles 6/14/2008
Writer John Philip Dunne He'd finish first and third in a five man jackoff contest (From TRUE CONFESSIONS) HARTFORD, CN 6/14/2008
Novelist James Jones Raining like a tall cow pissing on a flat rock. (From FROM HERE TO ETERNITY) Probably Texas 6/14/2008
Ralph G. A fool looking for a cliff to jump off. (Black Culture) Pasadena, CA 6/14/2008
Paul S Quick as you can say Jack Robinson. (very fast, very soon) USA early 20th Century 6/14/2008
Marge C "She's a little brown wren" -- a plain, inconspicuous person, usually a young woman or girl Anaheim, CA in 1930s 6/14/2008
Jack C. (Vulgar) Ride her hard and put her away wet. Los Angeles 6/14/2008
Paul S She been around white folks so long now, she think she is one. Black culture 6/14/2008
Paul S I haven't had so much fun since my Aunt Gert's funeral Midwest 6/14/2008
Boyd Damn the Bad Luck! Salt Lake City 6/12/2008
Monkey seanbaeg is freakin awesome.. Milky Beans 6/4/2008
John C I was the one that farted in your cube..... My cube 4/15/2008
CB You ain't said shit slick to a can of oil Dallas, TX 1/23/2008
CB I stay ready to keep from getting ready Dallas, TX 1/23/2008
Techno Guy Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day... Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks Boston 1/17/2008
The Basher He's rich enough to burn a wet dog The Republic of Texas 1/8/2008
The Basher That dog won't hunt The Republic of Texas 1/8/2008
Anonymous You don't live long bein stupid Any Town USA 1/8/2008
Bill P It's easier to aske for forgiveness than to ask for permission! Grapevine, TX 1/4/2008
the colonel it is as cold as the flugens. what is a flugen Carlsbad, NM 10/12/2007
Head of the CIA She's got a snuke in her snizz! South Park, CO 9/25/2007
Poop Shoot McGee 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink Shockerville, USA 9/25/2007
Steve the Pirate YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Black Pearl 9/25/2007
Carol Macdonald I would like my nickel back!!!! EL 7/12/2007
LaQuannon Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds nut Dallas, Tx 6/27/2007
Sheila Leave the gun, take the cannoli Brooklyn, New York 2/9/2007
Oscar G. Shelly It's better to do the right thing wrong than the wrong thing right Houston, TX 1/17/2007
Carol Why Can't you'r family help not hurt when they don't like the one you LOVE!!!!!!! o 12/20/2006
Bubs Oh yea , when Donkeys fly... Phila. 11/2/2006
CC You're jumper than a cat in a roomfull of rocking chairs. upstate NY 11/1/2006
marilyn the best is yet to come! fort wayne, indiana 10/22/2006
don give er snoose brandon mb 10/17/2006
James Every Body gets there day Elliot lake ONT. 10/12/2006
leslie Mac Donald Red sky at night sailor delight red sky in the morning sailor worning Elliot lake Ont. 10/12/2006
Carol love is like the sea witch you are to me Elliot lake Ont. 10/12/2006
Ruth Best Don't believe anything you? only half of what you ? and nothing that you? Blountstown 10/1/2006
Ruth Best Can somebody help me out here? Please finish the quote. "Don't believe anything you? only half of what you ? and nothing that you? Blountstown 10/1/2006
Ruth Best Don't believe anything you? only half of what you ? and nothing that you? Blountstown 10/1/2006
bret Know when to speak your mind and when to mind your speach Prineville,OR 9/27/2006
Bobby If its and buts were candy and nuts...Christmas would be great California 9/13/2006
Nana It is better to remain silent and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. N>Y> 9/10/2006
Jeff I'm gonna sew a red button on the seat of your pants Pittsburg, KS 9/6/2006
Brandon (12) Want in one hand and poop in the other see which fills faster. Southlake, TX 9/2/2006
Nolyn A blind man would be glad to see it London UK 8/30/2006
Gilly He's trying to put the shuck on us (meaning trying to impress us and he thinks he hot shit!) Carmichael, Ca. 8/17/2006
Terry You Don't even know what you don't know bonita springs,Fl 8/7/2006
Hook You cant soar with the eagles if you hoot with the owls Mason,OH 8/5/2006
Sharon where with all DeSoto, MO 8/1/2006
kristine here's mud in your eye baldwin city ks 7/30/2006
yavrum too many cooks spoil the broth scotland 7/24/2006
Kathy peachy keen Indep, MO 7/19/2006
Charlie Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Nothing somplace 7/13/2006
julia dont hit kids, no seriosly they have guns now. deltona fl. 6/18/2006
julia smile like a dumbass! deltona fl. 6/18/2006
Rawhide Looks like a couple badgers fighting in a burlap sack. unheard of 6/15/2006
Mary Darker than a Well Digger's Ass. Idaho 6/15/2006
Lika You done dress the monkey til you kill it dead! ATL 6/14/2006
Bob Proper The top of the world is right beneath your feet Midlothian, Il. 6/12/2006
yo momma is ugly 6/6/2006
michelle boys will be boys Trinidad W.I 5/21/2006
larry ...like a calf staring at a new gate. smyrna, ga. 5/16/2006
bizzi Top of the line smyrna, ga 5/16/2006
Kathy Providing food for the family's needs is said to be providing the ___ ____ ____. (food item) Ontario 5/6/2006
Kathy Easy money is called ________ (food item) Ontario 5/6/2006
Jennifer Martinez Manners wiil open doors the most prestigeous education wont Brooklyn, N.Y 4/30/2006
Jennifer Martinez You can take a horse th the river but you can't force him to drink. Brooklyn, N.Y 4/30/2006
Baby Gurl A Good Girl Is Hard To Find ~ A Bad Girl Is Hard To Resist. Halifax , NS 4/29/2006
Baby Gurl If Ass Holes Couild Fly... This PLace Would Be An Airport..... Halifax , NS 4/29/2006
your worst nightmare horn broke watch for finger BFE 4/18/2006
your worst nightmare a wise monkey, never monkeys,with another monley's,monkey Granite Fuckin Falls 4/18/2006
Russell It ain't what it is, it's what it looks like Wenatchee, WA 4/16/2006
debbbie You got Sugar Millington, TN 4/12/2006
Mike Smith Mike sMith MIke SMith 4/4/2006
JOSH Hungry as a hostage Tacoma, WA 3/31/2006
CINDY BLACK MITERIAL ATRACKS EVERYTHING BUT MONEY AND MEN T X 3/31/2006
sindy Break a leg vienna, VA 3/31/2006
Nick Like shitting in high cotton Geneva, IL 3/27/2006
Joe keep your friends close but keep your enemys closer richmond,VA 3/7/2006
bob you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all the time olympia WA 3/6/2006
brittaney " Don't cry over spilled milk" Roodhouse,Il 1/19/2006
werty Comments are like ass holes everyone has one, but your better off if you keep it to youself. CT 1/12/2006
Ed She stopped to think a few years ago and never started again Keller, TX 12/21/2005
Ed it is harder than picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves Keller, TX 12/21/2005
Ed He does nothing in particular, and does it very well. Keller, TX 12/21/2005
Joe If you cant do it right the first time, dont do it at all. Alexandria,VA 11/27/2005
Stephanie Giving you the business Ypsilanti, MI 11/1/2005
Lorraine If it aint broke don't fix it. Sacramento CA 10/28/2005
dad If you dont plan then plan to fail! nv 10/27/2005
Londa It must not be raining sugar cause you're not melting. Minnesota 10/4/2005
Jay Ray If some is good, more has got to be better San Antonio, Tx 10/4/2005
Connie Toss it to the wind and let the rain settle it. Atlanta, GA 9/16/2005
Tiashea You mother bigger than the twin towers chicago IL 9/13/2005
Ann You said a mouthful Creston, IA 9/9/2005
pamela are you worried about You-Know-Who? when you should be worried about U-NO-POO alberta canada 9/6/2005
pamela i love ur smile and ur eyes... Damn im good at telling lies alberta canada 9/6/2005
Michael more fun than you can shake a stick at Lake Orion Mi 8/18/2005
Dr Dre back talk is bad....................back sass is worse Beaver Ut 8/4/2005
Dr Dre Cool.........................constapated overweighted out of style loser Beaver utah 8/4/2005
Dr Dre Cool constapated overweighted out of style loser Beaver utah 8/4/2005
kelsy dogs love ice cream so hide it Beaver utah 8/4/2005
dre in a world where u can be anything be yourself savannah, Ga 7/27/2005
janis f step on a crack and break your mothers back kelowna, b.c. canada 7/15/2005
Murray Don't worry that the horse is blind just load the wagon Sunbury, Ohio 7/3/2005
Murray If you have to ask Sunbury, Ohio 7/3/2005
DougO' Why is it that the one who knows the least, knows it the loudest? Trona, CA 6/15/2005
Old Coot Describing the Texas Panhandle - There's miles and miles of more and more of less and less Texas 5/17/2005
Trissie It's as cold as flugens. Birmingham, AL 4/8/2005
ROY Taffy on a stick ALBERTA CANADA 4/3/2005
ROY Please with sugar on it ALBERTA CANADA 4/3/2005
ROY He can't afford a wrestling jacket for a louse ALBERTA CANADA 4/3/2005
alaina you are the best CG miss you sooo much leesburg,VA 2/26/2005
Lauren You only need one trur friend in life, C Graves!!! Leesburg, VA 2/26/2005
Marie Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free? Louisville, Ky 2/19/2005
Tom G I have to see someone about a horse Minto, ND 2/8/2005
Jen What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about? Merimack, NH 1/25/2005
Missy Colder than a well-digger's dick Franklin, TN 1/21/2005
sheila squirrels build there nest higher in trees means hard winter indianapolis,in 11/14/2004
Debbie Made ya look, made ya look, made you ???? Wheaton IL 10/28/2004
patty Ice cream lover's do it whith there tonge FL 9/21/2004
joe The fog is begining to lift... never land 9/21/2004
karin There are weeds in every garden RI 9/21/2004
jake candy is dandy... but sex won't rott your teeth ME 9/21/2004
mindy never date sloppy seconds NH 9/21/2004
Manuel .M Trade is never better than before Huntington park, Cal 9/6/2004
Manuel .M He who listens may never even do huntington park, Cal 9/6/2004
Walt Mills If I had a dog... I would teach him to bite on command. The command? Nice dog..does he bite? Grapevine, Tx 8/13/2004
Norris There ain't nothing like it but more of it. Sterling VA 4/19/2004
eddy I was drunker than yo mama was when she was pregnant with you temecula, ca 4/19/2004
Candy Candy is dandy, but liquir is quicker (some times) Naperville, IL 4/19/2004
Harold Tastes so good I wanna slap my momma. Herndon, VA 4/19/2004
Randy Cant run with the big dogs if you piss like a puppy. Reston, VA 4/19/2004
Mike Magee A problem well discribed is half solved. Rosslyn, VA 4/19/2004
Gary Some is good, more is better and too much is just right! Dallas, TX 4/19/2004
Howard It is to windy to haul bricks. Vienna, VA 4/19/2004
Rhoda Slow as cold grease. Dallas, TX 4/19/2004
Norris Remember, everywhere you go there you are. Sterling, VA 4/19/2004
Ron If you come to play with the big boys. . bring big toys. Alexandria, VA 4/19/2004
Howard He is so cheap he would not pay a nickel to see the Statue of Liberty do the Twist. Vienna, VA 4/19/2004
evans busier than a fox in a hen house lex.ky 4/19/2004

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